CLICK HERE to see our blog from our trip to China »

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Footwear by Diesel®


Need a gift for that hard-to-buy-for person on your list?
Looking for that unique gift for Christmas?


Let me tell you about my newest business venture. I call it 'Footwear by Diesel'

When you order shoes from 'Footwear by Diesel®', you can be confident you will be choosing a one-of-a-kind pair of shoes, like no other. Each piece will be lovingly created by the artist himself.

All the celebs are raving about these shoes. Angelina Jolie has ordered 3 pair. Just read our client's testimonies:

  • "They're Hot!", says Paris Hilton.
  • "I'll be baaack", says Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • Tom Cruise can't stop jumping on the couch, proclaiming his love for them.

Order by December 14th, and I will guarantee delivery by Christmas. Spend $200 and receive a free pair of socks, with Diesel's unique signature holes in them.

13 comments:

mommy24treasures said...

ugh what are you going to do with him?!?

Jewels of My Heart said...

hehee You are so funny and creative! At least you haven't lost your sence of humor.... Those pups will outgrow these shanagins.... hopefully.

Jeff and Valerie said...

Oh my too funny. We come home to something being torn up every day from our Golden ... however he simply isn't as stylish as Diesel. Perhaps he should visit your house for some pointers :)

cougchick said...

That Diesel is def a handful. I don't think I have the patience for a pup like that.

Anonymous said...

Wow. your blog is just like a daytime soap. aunt christine

insanemommy said...

Lol. I'll take 3 pair. Do they come in fashionable men's designs and colors?!

RamblingMother said...

Oh my, I have had that problem too. I can't leave anything out at all. I even have to warn Glenys that if something is left on the floor of hers it becomes the dogs period, so better pick it up.

Beverly

Anonymous said...

hahahah I am such a ditz!! I was like "what is she talking about?" and did a google search and found "diesel shoes" and they are really cool! haha But still I was thinking... "what? Christine is really selling their shoes?" and then I looked at the chewed up crocs pic and thought "what a funny way to plug a new business...with a crappy lookin' pair of shoes". Then I went and read the other comments and saw that "Diesel" is actually a dog!! haha DUH. Took me WAY too long to figure that one out!!! I even read the "free sock" part and was like "I wonder how they stitch signature holes and wonder if they look cool" and then I read what all those actors are saying about the shoes and then it dawned on me that it was a joke! SHEESH...I need some sleep!!!

Magaritas said...

oh this was way too wonderful and I laughed my buns off and it really felt good. Lovin those special shoes by Diesel.

Nikki said...

You are SOOOO much more patient than I am...I would be about over it!

The Byrd's Nest said...

He must be in a destructive phase! Poor little croc!

Christy said...

I think Diesel and my Max have been working together on their creative designs. I have so many "designs" that look oh so similar!!

Christy :)

Lisa said...

Oh MY. I know you will be glad when he outgrows this stage.