We're back from our annual 'girl's only' school shopping trip to tax free New Hampshire. There was no tax on our purchases, how weird is that? I'll bet you're wondering, do we save any money by driving 2-3 hours one way, staying in a hotel, & eating out all our meals? NO. But, it's a great couple days! Paige won't be at home but a few more years, and hopefully she will fondly remember these trips. It's an adventure, and we have a lot of fun.
With hotel booked, GPS set, gas in the tank, instructions given to DH on the dogs, keets and boy, we were off! That porch better be done when we get back... ;)
First stop: Freeport, Maine. Home of the LL Bean flagship store, and hundreds of outlet stores. Every outlet store you can imagine. Gotta pay tax here (5%), but the Abercrombie Outlet is a worthwhile visit. The Abercrombie store is in the old Freeport Library building, yes, pretty cool. We climbed the large, original granite steps, and were greeted by blaring music (yes, BLARING, Sophia had her hands over her ears, and we had to talk loudly to be heard). It was packed with teens and their parents, we got some sweet deals there. By the time we finished there, it was lunch time.
Sophia's potty trained, you will remember. We were in NH, stuck in that awful traffic, crawling along. She announced "I have to poop". What's a mom to do? I told her I'd find a bathroom as soon as I could get off the highway, I would get off the next exit. She started to panic, and the look on her face told me it was urgent. I pulled over to the side of I-95, took her out of her car seat, removed her pants & underwear, and had her squat (like using a squatty potty in China!) just beside the van, on the grass by the highway. She was a trooper, and her 'business meeting' was done. "Wow, that's a big one" she marvels as I wipe her tush with the Domino's Pizza napkins Paige found in the glove compartment. I was torn. I'll confess - I considered leaving it there (wouldn't the rain have washed it away???) But no - so I asked Paige to hand me one of the doggy poop pickerupper bags (they're purple and scented). Good thing I left those in the van! I scooped the poop, tied a knot in it, and placed it in the van by the sliding door. Sophia told Paige "I pooped a big one, Paige."
Our first stop in NH was TJMaxx. On the way into the store I threw the bag away in the outside trash can. Phew, gone. We walk through the doors, and Sophia says (loudly), "Mommy, why you throw my poop away?" Shhhhh Sophia I'm thinking... Did anyone understand her? "Because it was going to stink up the van, honey." That seemed to satisfy her for now.
At TJMaxx we began our collection of bags in the mini-van. If you've got a teen, you know it's all about the name-brand stuff. Abercrombie & American Eagle are Paige's two faves. Ahhh... I remember when it was the less expensive stuff... (LEI, Sketchers, Mudd).
After TJMaxx we sought out the hotel. After settling into the room, we set out to grab some dinner, and then to the mall. Sophia's ready to check into the hotel
Paige put some of her purchases together, and modeled some outfits. We called the boys at home, and all was well. Sophia was able to tell Daddy about her 'big poop on the grass by the road." We all got to bed about 11pm, and slept until 10:30. We were wiped! This morning after some snacking in the room, we packed up and were headed off again to hit the mall. We weren't done yet!
We finished up the shopping, and by mid-afternoon we were headed home. A few minutes from home Sophia announced, "I have to poop." Oh no!
"We're almost home honey, wait a minute and you can poop at home," I reply.
"Okay. Me poop a big one on the grass by the road," Sophia says.
"Yes, honey, you sure did..."
26 comments:
LOL!!! So glad Sophia didn't "poop a big one" in your front yard too!!!! So funny! Sounds like a great shopping trip. Maybe you will bring the girls to shop with us next year for our annual adoption shopper's adventure!
Sam (who won't put her email address on this just to annoy you!!!!)
Oh how fun! We used to go up there all the time when we lived in Boston! Loved the RL and the Crate & Barrel outlets!
Looks like you girls had a blast! Cute pictures!
Sounds like a ton of fun! Love Sophia with her suitcase... too cute!
sounds like a busy weekend. Paige and my Ryan would get along fine shopping! He loves the same 2 shops!
I keep a tiny baby bjorne potty in the car. All three of mine have always had to go the minute you get in the car to go somewhere.
Caitlyn has never pooped n the grass but does like to sneak outside to peepee in the grass. She has seen her brother and thinks that is the neatest thing. I tell her to come in and use the potty and she says no mommy, gass.
What a GREAT trip! It will be such a fun memory for the girls. The big p**p story will be a classic for years to come.
West Virginia has a no tax day once a year. It is amazing how much you can save. Luckily we live right on the border so I will be heading over there one of these years for back to school shopping. :)
Who'd have thought that the memory from the weekend would be the poop on the side of the road? Isn't life so much fun with a potty training toddler? Sophia is just TOO TOO cute!!!
Love the daisy over the cleavage shot... LOL!
Awesome shopping trip!! What a great idea!
Sarah and Sophie~Bug
That's hysterical.
I hope she continues to brag about her roadside present in public for you often.
Oh, the poop story is priceless!! I'm sure that one will be told for years to come. Sounds like a fun girl's weekend!!
Great narrating. I was laughing out loud! You sound like my kind of friend...shopping like crazy. I love to shop and so does Mia. Your girls are so pretty, and your eldest daughter takes some cool pics!
Sounds like fun! I can just see you guys out there on the side of the road with a squatting toddler! What a riot!!!! We'll be taking a trip to Freeport once Melissa is home for the summer!
What a fun girl trip (our tax free weekend is this coming one..yay) I am cracking up b/c Annslee has the same two shirts Sophia is wearing ..ha ha
Dance Sophia, dance. Love Paiges delicate feet. They even look pretty.
Glad you girls had so much fun. Next time I will join you. I always enjoy spending others money!
A girls' weekend of shopping...what a perfect idea. Glad it was filled with adventure -planned (and unplanned)...Lily's favorite spot to go potty is definitely on the grass. Hey! whatever works...but for long trips we just bring a potty in the car. (she pees every 15 minutes, it seems).
Tell her we are proud of her big poop! Atta girl.
What a fun vacation!!!
What a cutie! Love the picture if her and her juice.
What a great weekend! Sounds like you had a wonderful time with your girls. The pictures are awesome, and the poop story is a riot!! We had to do that last summer driving to our vacation spot, and my little Sophia STILL talks about it!
What a fun weekend. Sophia is too funny!! So cute!
Love the poop story. That will be one you won't forget.
We have the tax free weekend this upcoming weekend.
Love the photos.
Lisa
I love shopping in Freeport! What a great get-away...just for the girls too! Your poop story cracked me up! Kids do say some of the funniest things!
What a great weekend. Shopping, eating, crashing out in a hotel ... doesn't get much better than that.
The poop tales crack me up. I love the fact that you scooped it up with a dog bag. I would have done the same thing ;)
What a wonderful, fun tradition.... so glad you had a blast!
Sounds like SO much fun - oh, and thanks for not posting a picture of that "poop on the grass"!!!!
Sophia cracks me up! What a sweetie...love the picture of her bringing in her luggage!!!
I can't wait to do the shopping trip with my girls.
You have some beautiful girls and some great pictures! Sophie is so sweet!
I have the same carseat ready to be used :)
I laughed so hard and the poop story. Sounds like a fun weekend:)
Kim
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